The GM describes Deliquesser: "[He's a] pack of radioactive Gummi worms."
Black Ice: "Black Ice establishes rapport with his pimp hand."
Michael comments on the arrangement of counters on the battlemat: "That's so appropriate -- The Monster is hanging back with the zombies."
Michael comments on the arrangement of counters on the battlemat: "He's backwards."
GM: "What?"
Michael: "[These two] are both backwards."
GM: "What do you expect? They're ICoMP agents!"
Jay: "I'm going to use my Succor power."
Several people: "Soccer?"
Jay: "'Succor,' it's like Aid."
Michael: "Oh, I thought you were going to score a goal or something."
A comment on a character's [who's a ghost] SFX for a power:
Jay: "They just see a stream of protoplasm out of nowhere."
*long pause*
Michael: "Oh no!"
Nestor: "I Bukkake for Justice!"
Said stream of protoplasm (actually, ectoplasm) drops out of the air after the attack misses.
Kiloton: "You're going to have to explain this too."
Ferrous: "Birds are getting bigger every year."
Mary Tower (Koyotie's SID) offers to take a picture of Lady Libery's 'good side'.
Lady Liberty: "You should know, I don't have a good side."
Mary Tower: "Is that why you don't show up in mirrors?"
GM: "[Jade Gorgon is different. Really different."
Nestor: "Yeah, she has bumps."
GM comments on the antics of Nestor's dog: "If I had a dog like that, I'd lock it in a room and throw away the room."
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