The 2113 budget for Angelus XSWAT covers Richard Hemelshot, two maser pistols, and 4 million spare clips.

Tyger doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom, because his organs are afraid of making him angry.

Superman wears Nathan Carpenter pajamas.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Yiska Karouk does not feel like carrying you.

Jamadigni Renuka is the leading cause of death in Entities.

When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Malachi Brogan.

Tyger can sleep standing up, with his eyes open.

Sliced bread is the best thing since Nathan Carpenter.

When Yiska Karouk holds a 55 watt light bulb it turns on and shines at 75 watts.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jamdigni Renuka.

Richard Hemelshot doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

The chief export of Malachi Brogan is pain.