[SCENE: A well-lit room. All that can be seen is a large plush couch, a big screen TV and a VCR. Shion is sitting on the couch reading a book labeled 'SCRIPT'.] SHION: Let's see... I'm to be hired by the Ishiyama Corporation. Good... I'm supposed to 'silence' the PCs... Good, I hope it's Dan. Oh, I see, three on one... Uhmm... I'm glad my sister isn't here, I know she'd have to comment on that line. Oh, I like this, they won't be able to defeat me. They are not going to be defeat me... I like that. They'll have to *reason* with me? I hope they got deep pockets. [Scene: The door bangs open, Marta walks in and sets a box down.] MARTA: Hello! SHION [sets the script aside and eyes the box]: And this is? MARTA: Magic Voice's new Kazei 5/Star Wars tie in! SHION: What? MARTA: [pops a finger razor and slits the packing tape] Hang on, it's open. See? Kazei 5 Star Wars action figures! SHION: You must be kidding me. MARTA: Nope! [raises figure] See! Here's Darth Shion! SHION: [takes figure] Well... I don't look bad in all black. MARTA: And here's Marta Solo, Captain Dan Antilles (you get to strangle him in the opening scene), Princess Ling Ling Organa, Grand Moff Noriko... SHION: This I must see. MARTA: ...Rick Veers - AT-AT commander, Rebecca Antilles -X-Wing pilot, Obi-Wan Tsuneo, Stormtrooper Karen, Celena the Wookie, Temple Darklighter, Admiral Kitten... SHION: Enough... I get the idea. MARTA: Oooohhhh... ^_^ SHION: Now what? MARTA: Ling Ling in the slave barge outfit! SHION: Oh - my - god... MARTA: I'm keeping this one! [There is a knocking at the door.] MARTA: It's open! [Alexander Misamoto walks in, dressed in a t-shirt and jeans, his silver hair now shoulder lenght and tied into a ponytail.] ALEX: Hi Marta. How are you doing? [notices the Ling Ling doll] Uh... should I even ask about it? MARTA [holds up doll]: It's part of the Kazei 5/Star Wars collection! ALEX: [arches an eyebrow] Uh-huh... there aren't any toy versions of me or Samantha in there, is it? MARTA: Hmmm... Alexander Skywalker... Samantha Qui-Gon Jinn ... naaaaaahh! ALEX: Alexander Skywalker? SHION: Since my sister has *no* manners, allow me to introduce myself. I am a woman of wealth and taste. My name is Shion, Shion Nys. MARTA [muttered]: hunting mode on... ALEX: A pleasure to meet you, Shion. I am Alexander Misamoto. I do stuntwork for quite a few Anime characters. SHION [looks Alex up and down]: Do tell... It is certainly a pleasure to meet you, too... ALEX: Uh... yes. So... uh... where do I sit to? SHION [pats the couch]: Right here, next to me. ALEX: [sits down] Thank you... MARTA: Heh, that means I sitting here! [drops down on the other side of Alex]. Comfy, there Alex? ALEX: [blushes] Just what do you mean by that? MARTA: You do know you're doomed, right? [The TV turns on] SHINAKUMA V.S VEGETA MiSTed by Michael Surbrook and Jamie Jeans with Alexander, Marta Nys and Shion Nys >ShinAkuma V.S Vegeta ALEX: In the Next Summer Slam! Order your PPV today! MARTA: What ever you pay, it's not worth it. >"The Race For The Dragon Balls" SHION: The never-ending race it seems. >Part 4 ALEX: Part four? So how much did I miss? [turns to Marta and Shion] SHION: [shrugs] Not much. MARTA [rapid-fire]: Vegita is living with Tenchi and Ryoko (who seems to be boffing each other like mad) while training with Thane and Thane's sister Ranko (who doesn't change into a boy); meanwhile Washu is cooking (and making everyone ill), Akuma is collecting Dragonballs (and cackling like mad), Bruce Keez is getting his dojo blown up (and whining about it), Mike is romancing Jameka (and selling software) and everyone is acting out of character bigtime! SHION: On the next episode of Soap. MARTA: There, now do you understand? ALEX: [blinks] Yeah, I think I got it... >As Vegeta slid down the side of the building, he knew that akuma, was >not even aware that he had snuck the dragonball. ALEX: Cause as you know, Vegeta's too much of a wimp to take something by force. MARTA: Hell, in this fic, Vegita's too much of a wimp to smack people for calling him 'Veggie'. >He had picked akuma's pocket while in midfight. ALEX: See? SHION: Somehow I can't imagine Vegita picking anyone's pocket. Searching a burned corpse yes, pockets no. >Thane started to climb out of the rubble, that was once a fine building. ALEX: Little did they know, that Shatner was, writing the story. MARTA: Don't laugh, this is pretty tame so far. ALEX: You're kidding me... you mean it gets worst? SHION: Much worse. >Mike still stared on. MARTA [Mike voice]: That's the plot? >"ughhh..." thane moaned ALEX: GAH! Not one of *THESE* stories!!! SHION: Relax. ALEX: Sorry, getting off work always leaves me high strung. SHION: I can help you to relax... ALEX: How? SHION [purring]: Try me. >"yeah yeah thane, we can worry about pain later, more importantly, I got >one of the dragon balls he had" veggie ALEX: 'Veggie'? [arches an eyebrow] SHION: Like we said, 'Veggie'. MARTA: Deal with it, Alex, it only gets worse. >held up the dragon ball, as he floated midair >"good lad, at least now we don't have to worry about akuma getting all of >the dragon balls, before us" Thane said, rubbing his head. ALEX: Ach, Captain! I caana get all the balls! We're gonna be missing our wish! MARTA [Kirk voice]: More balls, Scotty! I need more ball... uhm... err... SHION [slyly]: Yeeeesssss? ALEX: [chuckles] >"AHEM" mike grunted. ALEX: Me Mike... want attention. SHION: Great, this must be Mike's Id half. >Thane and Veggie looked over at mike, who was standing on the edge, of > a pit, that used to be meka's apartment. ALEX: Man oh man! You eat one too many cans of beans and then someone lights a match... >"ok, first off, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TWO!!" SHION [stands]: Shion Nys, solo operative, psychokinetic powerhouse and self-proclaimed 'Empress'. MARTA [stands]: Marta Nys, sister to the Empress, cybernetic street samurai and Ling Ling's lover. MAGIC VOICE [crossly]: Sit down... MARTA [as both sit]: Spoilsport... ALEX: [looks at Shion] You're a psychokenetic? Like Tetsuo? SHION: Sort of... actually, I'm more like Sonnet. >Mike roared at veggie and thane >"ummm..." Thane looked at veggie >"uhhhhh" veggie shrugged ALEX: I don't know... you killed the last guy. SHION: Best dialogue of the story. >"ok fine then, I guess I will have to start guessing, we you SHION: Me, them, her... MARTA: She, him, that... ALEX: It, that, the other guy... >obviously are not overly pushy jahova's witnesses, sooooo" >mike said asking SHION: To get his head handed to him. >Just then bruce was coming back up the stairs. ALEX: .. with Dick Grayson following behind him. MARTA: Great, just what we need, *another* Dick... >Mike turned and seen bruce. ALEX: Alexander read and seen bad grammar. >"What the hell, is going on here??" SHION: We are watching a really wretched story... next stupid question? >bruce said, looking at where the apartment *WAS* ALEX: You know, I honestly don't think these guys *think* at all. >Meka started to come around from her faint. ALEX: Cause as you all know, women faint at the slightest sign of trouble... SHION: Hey, if I came home to find *my* multi-million dollar penthouse a pile of rubble, I might faint too. MARTA: Get real, Shee, you'd go find the guys who did it and kick their asses! SHION: Well... yeah. >By then, thane had already, steped on the inside of the building, as well >as veggie. SHION: All things considered, I don't think the building *has* an inside anymore. ALEX: Of course it does, it's just littered all over the landscape. >"Well lad, we be, ummm....Dragon ball fanatics" Thane said ALEX: That anything like fanboys? MARTA: Fanboys are worse. SHION: So are fangirls. MARTA: Hey! ALEX: [turns to Shion] I think I'm going to like riffing with you! >"ok...." Bruce said. MARTA: He's not buying it either I see. >"What the hell is a dragon ball?! ALEX: It's kinda like a testicle, but it's bigger and male dragons have two of them. SHION [eye's wide]: Alex! MARTA: Alex? Did you just *say* that? ALEX: [blushes slightly] Sorry, I just kinda rattled that one off. >And what are you two doing floating, and why is it that everywhere I >seem to visit these days, get destroyed" Mike said MARTA: Face it, people just hate you. >"well errr...I can nae answer all of that lad" Thane said. ALEX: 'Cause if I did, we would have ta kill ye. SHION: Alex, do not do that accent again. ALEX: Why? I happen to think I do a good Scottish accent. SHION: Yes, but Thane's *Irish*. ALEX: Oops. >"And whats with the accent pal" Mike snapped. MARTA: Sorry, he's French, you'll have to excuse him. >Thane looked mike over. ALEX: Hmm... with a side of salad and an hour on the BBQ, he could be quite delicious. >"hmmmm" thane wondered. SHION [Thane voice]: What's my motivation? >"well lad, it be irish." Thane siad SHION: Really *bad* Irish. >"Irish?? Ummm get with the times man, this is the 20th century" mike >said. MARTA: What? The Irish don't exist in the 20th Century? SHION: Sure, obviously they are just a figment of the English imagination. MARTA: How about the Australians? SHION: Australians are what you get after the English drink to much beer. MARTA: I thought that was soccer hooligans. SHION: Same thing. >"ummm..."veggie scratched his head SHION: Dandruff. MARTA: Fleas. ALEX: Dandruff. MARTA: Suckup. ALEX: [glares at Marta] Shut up... >"ok, well fill us in" Bruce said, looking at thane. ALEX: In today's age of Yaoi fics, that line sounds so dirty. MARTA: How would *you* know? ALEX: You're the pervert here, Marta, you figure it out. MARTA: Ooohhh... is that what you meant by *stuntwork*? ALEX: Are you TRYING to be annoying, Marta? SHION: She doesn't try, she just is. >"well ok lad, I can only try." SHION: Do or do not, Thane, there is no try. MARTA: I vote for 'do not'. >Thane said, and sat down to tell the story of >what's going on thus far ALEX: No one shall be seated for the intense PLOT REVIEW SESSION!!! >...........Now we go allllll the way back to America............... ALEX: ACK! [is thrown into Shion's arms by the force of the move] Uhh... strong scene change there. SHION [predatory]: Hmmm... and this is a problem?. [Alexander gets back in his own seat.] >New York. >8:07 Edt ALEX: Do you know where your children are? >Packard Bell(tm) Headquarters ALEX: Shameless product plug # 1. SHION [sarcastic]: Gee... I wonder what kind of computer the writer owns? MARTA [ditto]: Gee sis, I don't know, what? MAGIC VOICE: By the way, Packard Bell is located in California. MARTA: Thanks, Voice, but you forgot the (tm). ALEX: Does that mean Voice is going to be sued? >The C.E.O of PB, sat looking outside of his huge office window. >He watched the city below. MARTA: There are 7 million stories in the naked city... how come I'm not in any of them? ALEX: [goes to say something but closes his mouth and chuckles] >Knowing that eventually, his master pan for PB would soon go into >effect. MARTA: What *master plan*? SHION: To merge with NEC? >And he had, the one thing, called the Dragon Ball, to help him. ALEX: Foreshadowing! Order yours today! >Down below, in the bowels of the Packard Bell building, MARTA: Phew, bowels is right! SHION: I didn't need to know that. >There was the assembly line. >Assembling Packard bell after packard bell. MARTA: Out of the cheapest parts possible. >Making a new godly creation, SHION: According to who? >to the public anyway, little did the cattle, >that was the rest of the world realize, ALEX: Someone hold me, I can't handle this suspence anymore. SHION: Okay. [drops her arm around Alex] ALEX: [blushes lightly] Uh... that was a joke. >Packard bell was actually in league with the devil. ALEX: Bill Gates? MARTA & SHION: Hahaahahahaahahaha!!! [collapse laughing] SHION: [is doubled over with laughter, tears streaming down her cheeks] MARTA: [slides to the floor, laughing so hard she can hardly breathe] ALEX: What? [Scene: After a few moments, Marta and Shion are able to stagger upright and resume their seats] SHION [gasping for air]: Magic Voice, play that again... >Packard bell was actually in league with the devil. MARTA & SHION: [Breakup laughing again] MARTA: The story riffs itself! SHION: Oh... hahaha... it's too much! Hahahaha!!! Make it stop! [Scene: Marta and Shion, arms around each other, are still laughing. Alex just sort of stares at them.] ALEX: I don't get it... [Scene: Marta and Shion stagger back to their seats, wiping tears from their eyes.] >Sure, there where a few that did not realize this, but then there where >some, that would even want to topple the evil devil empire. MARTA: The Justice Department? ALEX: So the guys worried about someone toppling Microsoft. What's wrong with that? SHION: Not a thing, Alex, not a thing. >Anyway, not to get off track with the story. ALEX: NO! God knows we wouldn't want THAT to happen! >The PB's where being produced on schedule, as usual. MARTA: And they were crap, as usual. >The CEO had just gotten off the phone with Steve case. SHION: [snicker, chortle] MARTA: Okay, fess up, who's that? SHION: The president of America On Line. MARTA: [starts to laugh... again] >He was talking to him, about setting a new operating system with PB >technology, and AOL help. ALEX: God damned... he *IS* in league with the devil! SHION: A Packard Bell OS with AOL's help? MARTA: Sounds like what the aliens were using in _Independence Day_. SHION: [advertiser's voice] Packard Bell and AOL. We've got what it takes to put *your* trailer park online. >......now lets go back to Japan.... ALEX: Oh no! Not a- [gets tossed into Shion's arms again] Sorry about this. SHION: Why? MARTA: Pardon me while I gag. ALEX: [looks at Marta] What's wrong with you? MARTA: >"So, thats why akuma took my necklace" bruce said standing. ALEX: I'm getting flashbacks to Henry J. Cobb here. MARTA: Who? ALEX: He wrote a B-ko/A-ko romance fic. MARTA: Really? Cooool... >"yep, laddie, thats why" Thane said, standing as well MARTA: Right, it's excerise time! All stand up! [All stand] MARTA: And now sit! [All sit] >"so, Thane, How is it that akuma is finding the dragon balls, with no >problem compared to veggie here, without the Db locator" meka ask MARTA: Akuma's read the script before hand? >"That be the one thing that really troubles me lass" Thane said SHION: Why the hell am I talking like this? >with a slightly worried look >"Alright, well then, we need to get one step ahead of akuma" veggie said MARTA [stands up and starts singing]: "It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right! Put your hands on your hips." SHION [grabs her sister and pulls her back down to the couch]: Keep it up and you'll make Alex's head explode. ALEX: Don't worry, I wasn't listening... >"yep, you know it vegeta" Mike said with enthusiasm ALEX: You said my name correctly. Your life shall now be spared... for now. >Veggie grinned. ALEX: Little does he know that he ended up grabbing the WRONG ball. MARTA: Ewwww... I didn't need *that* image. ALEX: Oh, like *you* wouldn't have said it. >He looked down at the Db locator, The next Dragon ball, was in america. >.....Back at PB HQ...... ALEX: Oh darn- [gets tossed into Shion's arms again] Sorry about this. SHION [arms around Alex]: I'm not. [Alexander blushes and gently wiggles out of Shion's arms.] >The fire alarm was sounded, there was an explosion that happened in >the lower levels on the PB building bowels. ALEX: Looks like *someone* forgot to read the expiration on those wrapped burritos. MARTA [holding her nose]: Bowels is right! Whew! What a stink! >"Sir, Where under attack by some weird looking man, with immense >powers" the sniveling executive said. MARTA: See! It is Bill Gates! SHION: Well, he is 33rd level after all, with 1.6 million hit points. >"WHAT! That can't be!" the CEO said MARTA [Exceutive voice]: Oh, but it can! Now how much would you pay! >"It's true sir, look." He pointed to the TV monitors, showing akuma, >tearing through the Lab of PB, destroying everything in his path. ALEX: And it looks like you're gonna need new carpet... sorry sir... >ZZZZTTHHHZZZ....The screens to the monitor went dead, as the power >tot he building also left. SHION: The power was looking for a better job I think. ALEX: See what happens when you don't pay the electric bill? >"SIR! What are we to do!!" the executive said ALEX: Place your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye! MARTA [deep voice]: We... die. >"call the police!!" the CEO said, with a worried look on his face. SHION: Police got better things to do that get killed. >Just then, the building started to shake, like an earth quake was hitting >it. MARTA: Shake rattle and roll! >"SHINKUUMESSATZU" ALL: SUPER ULTRA MEGA REALLY REALLY COOL SOUNDING MEGA OH WAIT I SAID THAT ALREADY JA JA HADOKEN BLAST!!! >akuma growled as he blasted a large amount of the >packard bell laboratories away. SHION: I wonder if Akuma is a Mac user? MARTA: Well, he sure thinks different. >He continued his search for the next dragon ball. > >Seeing, that it was not in the lab, he shot upward, ALEX: O_O Just like that? No hands? SHION: Pardon? >through the next >floor, ALEX: Oh... sorry, Marta's a bad influence. MARTA [arm around Alex's shoulders]: No, I'm a *good* influence. And when I'm bad I'm even *better*. ALEX: You say that like it's a good thing. MARTA: It's not? >tearing through the floor of the building like paper thin wafers. SHION: Big deal. I can do that. MARTA: But with your head? SHION: Point. >"SIR, nothing's stoping him! And the police still are not here!!" the >excutive said SHION: Like I said, the cops got better things to do than get killed. >"ARGHHH DO SOMETHING!!" the CEO panicked ALEX: He already did. Didn't you see the stain already? >.....Back to Japan...... ALEX: This really- [is tossed into Shion's arms] Next time, I put on my seatbelt. SHION: Don't bother on my account. > "So, where do we go from here, vegeta" bruce ask ALEX: I really think it's a bad day for the Dark Knight when he asks someone else for advice. MARTA: I think this Bruce is the Dark Dimwit. >"*WE* don't go anywhere" veggie said MARTA: But you're going to hell! >"me and thane here, are going to track akuma down and take him out" veggie >said, with a grin. SHION: Take him out? What, they going to go to dinner and dancing? See a movie? MARTA [mimes holding a gun to her head]: No! Kill him! ALEX: John Woo style, with allot of bullets and Chow Yun Fat flying through the air with two guns blazing and... oh, sorry. I was thinking of something GOOD to watch. SHION: Hmmm... Alex you want to catch _Hard Boiled_ after all this is over? ALEX: Sorry Shion, but my schedule is full this afternoon. >"heh, I think not, vegeta, you and thane here, may be powerful, but from >what mike here says, you guys, barely even scratched akuma" bruce said ALEX: Watch as I lace the screen with... SMARM! SHION: I'm trying to figure out how Bruce here could do any better. >"yeah so?" veggie ask MARTA: Wow, what a devestating come back Vegita. I can see why you're prince of the Saiyajins. SHION: Maybe he's the Vegita formerly known as the Prince of the Saiyajins? MARTA: Nani? >"Sooo, you will need our help" bruce said ALEX: Oh yes... a normal martial artist is gonna help a Super Sayin and an... Irishman. MARTA: Depends... does the Irishman have his whiskey? >"maybe with our combined powers we can beat akuma." Bruce said SHION: Yeah, while Bruce distracts Akuma by bleeding all over the floor, Vegita will have enough time to power up a Final Flash and vaporise him. >"yeah! I still owe this akuma guy payback for my apartment" meka said >nodding ALEX: ... off. MARTA: [yawns] >"but, ye are nae ready for something like this" thane said. SHION: Hell, I'm not ready for Thane's accent. >"I mean, Im sure ye can fight...but...nae something like akuma" thane >said MARTA [Monty Pyhton voice]: But he's got big, sharp, pointy teeth! Lookit the bones, man! >"Well, I really don't think it's your place to say anything old man" mike >said ALEX: Oh... score one for Mike. SHION: I thought Mike *was* the Old Man? [Ceiling cracks and dust flutters down] MAGIC VOICE: Watch it! SHION [muttered]: damn fourth wall... ALEX: [fans the dust away] *cough* Touchy, isn't he? >thane grumbled. > >"enough arguing" bruce said > >"we are all going and thats final" bruce said MARTA: So there, nyaaahahhhh! >"well fine by me" veggie said ALEX: Cripes... with this crummy attitude of his, it's no wonder people call him 'Veggie' and get away with it. >"I guess me as well lads" thane said > >With that, vegeta, teleported all five to america. ALEX: The heck... when did *he* learn the Sailor Teleport? SHION: Start over, when did Vegita learn Shunkanido? >................Back at PB HQ..................... [Alexander keeps a firm grip on the arm rest and is not tossed again. Shion glowers at him.] ALEX: What? Did I do something wrong? MARTA: [snicker] >Crisis now rained in the entire building, people running and screaming >for exits. ALEX & MARTA: [get up and run around the couch screaming] SHION: ... >The CEO was by now on the floor sobbing. SHION: Sorry, but what Bill wants, Bill gets. >Akuma was shredding the building looking for that dragon ball. ALEX: So, business as usual, right? MARTA: Seems that way. >He was riping through it like a tin can. ALEX: God damned!!! This is the most action packed fanfic I've seen since... since... uh... MARTA: I'm waiting for someone to die messily in a pool of their own blood. SHION: Either that, or Akuma will start shapeshifting into Darkwind. >Finally, he reached the CEO's office. ALEX: I'm sorry sir, but you've got to have an appointment before you can see the CEO. MARTA [Akuma voice]: Out of my way mortal! BZAP!!! ALL: Aiiiyyyyeeeeee!!! >Akuma kicked the door to the office down, blowing the double doors off >there hinges ALEX: Where hinges? *There* hinges! MARTA: Where wolf? SHION [pointing]: There wolf! >By now akuma glowed orange with furry. MARTA: What? Akuma's Chewbacca now? SHION: Either that or he's one really pissed-off Muppet. ALEX: Kermit's pissed and he's not going to take it anymore! >From his two collected dragon balls, and the fact, that he had lost a third ALEX: That Akuma... powerful in combat but not too swift upstairs. >The CEO yelped in fear, and hid behind the desk. >Akuma grinned, disappeared, and reappeared on the top of the desk. ALEX: HAH! Let's see Houdini do *that*! SHION: Big deal, I can do that. >He looked down at the CEO. >"Where is the Dragon Ball?" akuma ask witha determined look. SHION : We intercepted no transmissions... this is a diplomatic mission... >"I'll never tell!!" said the CEO MARTA: He's a dead man. >Akuma reached down, and grabed him by the shirt, pulling him off the >ground lifting him up to his vantage point SHION: Big deal- MARTA: Yes, yes, we know. You can do that too. >"Listen little man, I do not have time for your foolish games" Akuma >growled. ALEX: He's rabid! Get the gun! SHION: If this is a diplomatic mission, where's the ambassador? >"ALIRGHT!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME" the CEO yelped MARTA: Awww... can we kill him anyway? Please? >"the dragon ball is in the safe over there" he pointed at the fish tank. >Akuma flung the CEO aside into a potted plant. ALEX: Oh... landed right on the bad side of the cactus. >The CEO was knocked unconsious. >Akuma walked over to the fish tank, and looked at it. >"hmmmm...." Akuma wondered ALEX: Oh, come on! Don't tell me he's going to solve a puzzle ala Resident Evil instead of simply blasting it apart! MARTA: Bets? >Then he punched his fist through the glass, into the Titanium vault >behind the glass ALEX: *sigh* Nevermind. MARTA: Told ya. ALEX: Good thing I didn't bet anything. >Just then as akuma was about to grab the 4th dragon ball, Veggie crashed >through the window of the CEO's office >Akuma turned, and stoped what he was doing. >He turned and growled at veggie ALEX: Bad Akuma! Look what you did on the floor! Bad Akuma! SHION: No Scooby Snacks for you. >"For this disrespect, I should kill you now vegeta, in fact, I think I >will" akuma said ALEX: HAH! I've got a better chance of dating Marta then Akuma does of killing Vegeta. MARTA: Uhmm... normally I'd say yes, but this is the new and improved Akuma. ALEX: Huh? SHION: You weren't here for the earlier episodes, Alex. Akuma's been tossing Vegita around like a rag doll. ALEX: I take back what I said earlier. >"fat chance" Veggie grinned SHION: Ever notice that 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing. >As they spoke, thane, meka, mike and bruce all came into the office. ALEX: Guess we missed an orgy in all this action. MARTA: DAMMIT! I always miss the good scenes! ALEX: I was *joking*, Marta. >"you bring your friends as well vegeta, good, then they can all die with >you" akuma said looking at the rest. > >"what makes you so sure pal" mike snapped ALEX: Mike dosen't handle stress that well, does he? SHION: Nope. [glances at the ceiling] >"yeah!!" meka backed mike up ALEX: I find it disturbing that she's *behind* him rather then alongside him. MARTA: Proves she's smarter than Mike is. >"and I still owe for before akuma" bruce said > >"Dojo wall's don't pay for themselves you know." Bruce said, getting >into fighting stance ALEX: No no no... that's a horrible Crane's stance! You do it like this... [Alexander stands up and assumes the Crane's fighting stance.] MARTA: [hooks at foot around Alex's and send him tumbling to the ground] You didn't do right, no can defend. ALEX: Hah hah... very funny. [gets back up and sits down on the couch] Are you trying to start something? MARTA: Why? You going to finish it? SHION: Down children. >Akuma smirked > >"I will kill you all witha one stroke" akuma grinned SHION: What? He's got the Thinker Delete Key? >With that he went back to his business of getting the next dragon ball ALEX: Begone, peons. I have work to do. >Veggie hurled a chi attack when akuma was offguard. ALEX: SUPER VEGITA BIG PUKING ATTACK! MARTA: Oh like you should talk Mr. "Big Ass Blast". ALEX: [glares at Marta] It's my sister that uses the Big Ass Blast, Marta, not me... MARTA: Ooohhh... pardon me for not knowing the ins and outs of everyone's special techniques! SHION: Are you two trying to make me angry? >"ARG" akuma growled as the attack hit home ALEX: [winces] Oh... I think anyone would be if an attack landed *there*. MARTA: I wouldn't know. >He now hand the dragon ball in hand. > >"GRRRR" Akuma growled ALEX: Hey Shion, if you and I were fighting and I was mostly growling, would that scare you? SHION: Depends, are you foaming at the mouth? ALEX: No. SHION: In that case, no. >"enough of this, say goodbye to your lives mortals" akuma grinned, then >slammed his fist into the floor, the building continued to shake, more >violently now. SHION: Now, building explode. >"umm that can't be good" mike said steping back ALEX: I would just like to take this moment to say that Mike does not represent men everywhere. Thank you. >"no, it's nae" thane siad, steping back as well ALEX: And neither does he. MARTA: Hell, I don't think Thane represents *anyone*! >Akuma continued to surge power downward, ALEX: SURGE!!! >eating the floor, and foundation >of the building. SHION: Akuma sure has one hell of an appitite. >"RUN!!!" veggie yelled > >They all started to run down the stairs, and got out the first exit they >seen. ALEX: Actually, this is a pretty good moment to nitpick upon how they had gotten into the top floor in the first place and why they decided to take the stairs rather then getting out the way they had entered. SHION: Actually, he never said *how* the rest of them got into the office. All we know is that Vegita flew in the window. I presume they all should be able to leap from the window to safty, since I doubt the building is all that tall. MARTA: Are you two through yet? ALEX: If this bugs you, we're not. ^_^ >Just as they did, the packard bell building Exploded in a huge ball of >flame....... ALEX: Ohhh... ahhhh... MARTA & SHION: Then, Packard Bell explode. MAGIC VOICE: You've really got to find a new tag line. >Then silence. ALEX: Oh great, the speakers on the TV broke. MARTA: Yeah! >And a small amber stone fell down and hit thane in the head. SHION: Where we know it won't do any harm. >It was the fourth dragon ball. ALEX: Freaking BRILLIANT! Use a damn attack meant to wipe out your enemies and have it BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE! ARGH!!! >Now the score was even up. MARTA: Out of the best of seven series! >End part 4 ALEX: *sigh* Yay... MARTA: Rah... SHION: Thank god for small mercies. [The TV turns off] MAGIC VOICE: Well? ALEX: Hmmm... what can I say about this fanfic? Probably some stuff that would get censored out, no doubt. But otherwise, boring... [Silence] ALEX: What? You expected a five page report on something that was barely even two pages in lenght? MARTA: I wanna hear the censored parts. ALEX: *sigh* Shion, how *do* you put up with her? SHION: She's my sister... you get used to it. ALEX: Anyhow, I'm gone. I'll see you later, Marta. Say hi to Ling Ling and Noriko for me the next time you see them. And it was a pleasure to meet you, Shion. Hopefully, we can do this again sometime... albeit with a far better fanfic. SHION: Alex... do you *have* to leave? So soon? MARTA: Oh... help me... ALEX: Yeah, I do. I got to go get blasted through a few buildings by the Overfiend. [Alexander bows to Shion and Marta and leaves.] SHION: Dammit! I still don't get any! MARTA: Face, Shee, you're goingto spend the rest of your life F3. SHION: F3? MARTA: Frantic, Frustrated and Female. \ / \ / -- O -- FFIIIIISSHHHH / \ / \ SHION: Marta, start running. "ShinAkuma V.S Vegeta" written by DeathThane@aol.com. No copyright infringement indended by this MSTing, which is for amusement purposes only. Shion Nys & Marta Nys (c) 1997 Michael Surbrook MSTed by Michael Surbrook susano@otd.com Visit Surbrook's Stuff! A Hero System/Champions source (especially for anime and manga material) at http://www.otd.com/~susano/index.html >"well errr...I can nae answer all of that lad" Thane said.