[SCENE: A dimly lit room. There is a large plush couch, a big screen TV and a VCR. Quietly, Ling Ling, Marta, Noriko and Shion file and and take their seats.] MAGIC VOICE: You seem quiet today. SHION: It is offical. MAGIC VOICE: What? NORIKO: Kazei Five is over. Michael ended the game last Friday. MAGIC VOICE: I see. Uh... did all of you survive? NORIKO: No. I was killed off. MAGIC VOICE:: Oh... [SCENE: A long uncomfortable silence.] MAGIC VOICE: You have some letters. MARTA: Really? Cool! NORIKO: Well? Bring it up on screen. MAGIC VOICE: Mech351614@aol.com writes: >Hey there. I was just checking out your webpage from a link on The >Anime MSTings site (How is the SM:AK MST going anyway?). SHION: Slowly. Sarah is taking her own sweet time to make comments. >I wish someone would do this for Rifts, someday (seeing as I don't know > anything about the hero system).... ^_^ NORIKO: Well, Michael doesn't know anything about Palladium's Rifts, so you're even. >Is it okay to borrow the Kazei 5 characters for a fanfic I'm writing? >If no, please reply and no hard feelings. If yes, please reply and >thanks. LING LING: I hear Michael said yes to this... although he did ask that a copy of any stories so written get sent to him. SHION: I really have to wonder what they might be like... MARTA: Now, now, Shee. No negative waves, give the man a chance. MAGIC VOICE: AkodoX@aol.com writes: > Ohayo fellow RPG gamer and MSTer! ALL : Ohiyo. LING LING: Niihao. >I would just like to take a bit of my time to praise your wonderful >Kazei Five campaign ideas. Until recently, I've only been playing RPGs >such as White Wolf and L5R where there is a rich world already laid out >for you. I hadn't tried any of the universal RPG creation systems like >GURPS and Hero System yet. Then I saw your MSTings with the Kazei Five >ladies (btw, I love those! When are you going to have more?) SHION: Oh, I like this one. NORIKO: You would. MARTA: Well Akodo, Michael does them when he can, so be patient. >and I followed a link on Shinji's Vault of Anime MSTings to your > wonderful site. NORIKO: Oh great, now Michael is going to have an ego trip... > That got me hooked on LING LING: Phonics. > your Kazei Five campaign ideas. I got a copy of Champions >4th Edition and immediately fell in love with it. I am currently running >an adaptation of your Kazei Five campaign and my players love it. Thank >you for showing us a good time and we do sincerely hope that Hero Games >will finish publication of your sourcebook *very* soon. I've rambled on >enough,so I shall take my leave now... NORIKO: Well, be sure to tell us how it goes. MARTA: Yeah! Am I in it? SHION: Sure, every campaign needs the token lesbian psycho-bitch. MARTA: Damn straight! Hey! MAGIC VOICE: We have movie sign! MARTA: But! MAGIC VOICE: We have movie sign! LING LING: Sit down, Marta. [The TV turns on] LARGO 2 MiSTed by Michael Surbrook with Noriko Kobayashi, Ling Ling Li, Marta Nys and Shion Nys > Largo 2 part 1 SHION: Section 3. NORIKO: Paragraph 4. LING LING: Sub-paragraph B. MARTA: Footnote 16. > By Koopa NORIKO: Who might secretly be related to Dr. Thinker. LING LING: Never seen them in the same place, have you? >This story is to take place after the end of Bubblegum Crisis. I have >never seen the Bubblegum Crash series so don't expect this fanfic to >match with it. (Sorry -_-) MARTA: "I am filled with shame." SHION: I've seen Crash. It's no big deal if your story doesn't match that mess. >This fanfic is purely part of my theory of who Largo is. MARTA: Isn't it obvious? LING LING: Largo is Brian J Mason. >Deep below the city of Mega Tokyo in the sewers a life begins. NORIKO: -- and it writes fanfics. SHION: No, obviously it will grow up to be a lawyer. MARTA: Or an insurance salesman. LING LING: Hey... isn't this a scene from "Battle Angel"? >New life: Who am I? ALL: Why ask us? > Wait, I remember now. SHION : I'm Batman. >I am Largo. Largo 2. MARTA: In a series of over a dozen! Collect them , trade them with your friends! LING LING: Some parts sold separately. NORIKO: Not sold in stores. SHION: Operators are standing by. >2ed type in case of 1st's destruction. NORIKO: "Two-ed" type? >I have all of his memories up to the >point of his death. Night Sabers. NORIKO: 'Knight'! It's 'Knight' Sabers, Koopa! >They killed me twice. I will have my revenge on them! I will... LING LING: I'll give them *such* a pinch! >Days later Boomers are attacking a factory. AD police race SHION: -- to die horribly. >to stop them. MARTA: Yeah... as if... >Yet the Night Sabers get there first. LING LING: -- because they got to take the HOV lane! NORIKO: 'Knight'... >They travel down the streets on their meteoroids to the factory. NORIKO: That's 'moto-roids'. MARTA: A common complaint of motorcycle riders! [LING LING elbows MARTA in the ribs.] >All but Nene go. SHION: -- because Nene is damn near useless. LING LING: Go where? MARTA: Y'know... 'go'. LING LING: Shouldn't they have done that *before* they left? >Priss: Is Nene staying at AD police HQ? LING LING: Yeah, she's got a great deal with her landlord. >Sylia: Yes, she will keep us updated on the police arriving. SHION: -- and dying. MARTA: -- without getting in our way. >Linna: We are almost there! SHION : Almost there... almost there... >Sylia: Priss, you and Linna fly to the roof on your meteoroids while I go >in and see if the Boomers are inside. MARTA: Translation: Go up to the roof and die messily while I walk around and look cool. >Priss and Linna: OK! NORIKO: Obviously, this Sylia didn't hire this pair for their brains. >Priss and Linna get into their meteoroids and fly to the roof of the >factory. As they do Sylia goes inside on foot. When Priss and Linna get >to the roof, they are confronted by two Boomers. As the two battle the >Boomers, Sylia walks through the factory looking for any Boomers. SHION: Here boomer, boomer, boomer... NORIKO: Where'd that stupid cat go? LING LING: Oh, not *that* joke again! >Largo: Sylia Stingray... MARTA: That's my name, don't wear it out! >Sylia turns to see Largo in back of her. NORIKO : You want to run that by me, again? LING LING: It's simple; Largo was standing behind Sylia as she turned around to see him standing behind her. SHION : Say that again and I'm going to blast you. >Sylia: So the half human beast returns. MARTA: Wrong! Largo is a boomer, there's *nothing* human about him! NORIKO: Except his memories, those are -- ALL: Brian J Mason's. >Largo: I may be a beast on the inside but I am human. NORIKO : I'm trying to make sense of that sentence... really I am. LING LING: It's simple, really -- SHION: Don't. Just don't. > Your friends are being beaten by me Super Boomers. MARTA: What? Largo is now Irish? SHION : Oh! The Knight Sabers are after me Lucky Charms! I'm turn into a Super-Boomer and blow the bastards away! NORIKO: There is something wrong with you two... > I survived the dead twice to get at you and you will not escape me this >time. LING LING: The dead? NORIKO: Evil Dead. MARTA: Greatful Dead. SHION : "And you should've seen Jerry during "Jack Straw"... the sun came up right in the middle of his solo, man...!" >Sylia: Your mad! NORIKO: *My* mad? MARTA: That's right! Largo's mad as hell and he's not going to take it any more! >Largo: Oh am I... ALL: Yes! > I have once again hooked my self up to the satellites up >in space so I could blow you away with a thought again. NORIKO : I had some spare prepositions and I just *had* to use them! > Prepare to die, Sylia Singray! SHION: Wouldn't that last sentance imply thought? MARTA: Meaning? SHION: Sylia just got vaporized. LING LING: Great! Can we go now? NORIKO: No. >Largo throws his fist at Sylia. ALL: LING LING: I hope it's on a string or something... otherwise, he's going to have to go and get it. That must be embarrassing. NORIKO : "Yes, I went to the trouble of telling you about the satellite just so I could... punch you out." Right. > Sylia grabs his arm but Largo then grabs her arm and starts to crush it. NORIKO: Did you ever notice that Sylia has her arm - usually her sword arm - grabbed and crushed something like three times in the course of BGC? SHION: Meaning what? NORIKO: I have no idea, but it's an interesting bit of trivia, ne? > Sylia uses her blasters to hurt Largo and to get away from his grasp. MARTA : Fresh! LING LING: And on a first date too. > Sylia gets free and backs away. She fires her blasters at Largo again > and Largo's face sheds away to show his true monestrous face. NORIKO: 'Monestrous'? MARTA: Yeah, it's that time of the month for Largo. LING LING: Really? I've got some spare pads if he needs them. > As Largo notices his face has been torn apart he runs. >Largo thinking as he runs: I can't be with out my face. SHION: Pardon? Largo has turned into Rorschach? NORIKO: Either that or Vega. LING LING: Raw shark? >I must retreat. The face below me is what go me killed last time. LING LING: I thought it was Priss kicking the crap out of him and Leon popping him with his Earthshaker? >The two super Boomers, Priss and Linna fight run away as well. MARTA: Uh... who ran where? NORIKO: Now, Priss and Linna are Super Boomers, and they did... what? LING LING : Run away! Run away! SHION : Brave Priss and Linna they ran away, ran away! MARTA : We did not! >The next day at Sylia's place. SHION: The Super Boomers were sitting and having tea... MARTA: The Knight Sabers decided to make like the Sailor Scouts and have a massive lesbian orgy. LING LING: You wish. >Nene: How, did Largo come back? MARTA: "Didn't you pay the deposit on him?" >Sylia: I don't know. He said we killed him twice before. I think he is >Mason. NORIKO: Talk about the last to know... > I think he some how transferred his mind into Largo before he died >and the same with Largo 2. SHION: Meaning Mason's not dead, he's just backed up on tape somewhere. >To be continued ... MARTA: Same Bat time, same Bat channel! > Largo 2 part 2 MARTA: Electric Boogaloo! LING LING: Verses 9 to 21... >As the Night Sabers try to figure out Largo, a new threat comes up. A >huge asteroid is approaching Earth at a great speed. This asteroid will >demolish half the planet unless stopped. SHION: I see... the people behind ID4 are at it again. NORIKO: So, we've gone from BGC to "Deep Impact"? >The partial beam satellites would be able NORIKO: LING LING: 'Partial beam'? What the hell is that? MARTA: It has only one half the calories of a regular particle beam satellite. SHION: No, it only goes halfway down to earth, and then stops. >to destroy the astriod and have most of whats left land in the ocean but >no NORIKO: Asteroid. >satellites are working because of Largo's control over them. This news >hits TV very fast and the Night Sabers soon hear of it. MARTA : "This just in...our satellites aren't working because Largo has control over them! Hey... why the hell am I reading this?" > They think that going after Largo is their only option. SHION : No, really? > The Night Sabers get on their metroids NORIKO: Motoroids. SHION: Give it up. >and go out searching for Largo. Deep beneath the city Largo plots out his >next actions. LING LING : I have a cunning plan that will not fail. NORIKO : "Baldrick, you wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsichord, singing, 'Cunning plans are here again!'" >Largo: Now that my face is repaired I can go back to kill the Kight >Sabers. NORIKO: 'Knight'! SHION: I said 'give it up'! LING LING: His face is all done up, and he's ready to step out in *style!* MARTA: You worry me sometimes. >The two Super Boomers will take care of the others while I take on Sylia >Stingray. MARTA: Damn... what's with Largo and Sylia? Does he have some sort of unhealthy fixation on her or what? NORIKO: Like you have on Mai Shuranui? MARTA: I... uh... I'll shut up now. LING LING: Good girl. > Largo and his two super Boomers go to a remote mall MARTA: The Little Mall on the Prairie. >and start attacking it. LING LING: --just because they *can!* SHION: This Beenie Baby craze is getting out of hand... > The Night Sabers find this out and go in the mall to stop it. >They leave their meteoroids out side. NORIKO: Mo-- LING LING : Enough! >Priss: Do you see them any were? MARTA: Negative sir... all I see are what look like to be hits from small arms fire and demolition charges. LING LING: Unhunh... like anyone's going to get that... besides, you got the line wrong. MARTA: Oh, bite me. LING LING: Later. >Nene: I don't see them, maybe their on the top floor. NORIKO: "They're!" They! Are! And it's "anywhere", not "any were"! Compound words and contractions! They're not hard! LEARN THEM!! SHION: Whoa, girl! Get a grip! The steam from your ears is making my hair curl! >Good thing every one got out OK. SHION: Really? When? MARTA : Well isn't that *extra* special. >Sylia: Look, there they are! LING LING: Great! We found them! Can we go home now? SHION: No. >Largo: Sylia, come and face your killers! MARTA : LLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!!!! >Sylia: We don't have time for that. We need you to activate the >satellites to destroy an astriod or were all dead. NORIKO: I wonder if it's dawned on Koopa that the orbital satellites in BGC point *down* at the Earth? SHION: I wonder if it's dawned on Koopa that so far he managed to spell 'asteroid' three different ways. MARTA: And Moto-slave about six. >Largo: You lie! NORIKO : Your point? >Sylia: If you don't trust us then look at the TVs in that store next to >you. LING LING : "What, the ones showing Springer?" >Largo: Fine... Your right. We are in great danger. Fine I will d do it. NORIKO: What? Just like that? SHION : "I have no will of my own." MARTA : "Ooo, that was easy! Think I'll go now and reconcile the Greeks and the Turks!" >Largo activates the satellites and they hit the asteroid. LING LING: "And there was much rejoicing." ALL : "Yay." >The parts not destroyed mostly land in the ocean. NORIKO: So... Koopa, do you have *any* idea exactly what that would do to the world? SHION: Aside from vaporizing millions of gallons of water? LING LING: Creating massive tidal surges? MARTA: Sending all that water into the upper atmosphere to create global cloud cover? NORIKO: Which will increase the planet's albedo, which will then drop the overall planetary temperature? SHION: Causing a global enviromental crisis? LING LING : Is that all? And here I thought there would be a problem. >After Largo is done he gives him self up since the SHION: -- story's over. >Nigh Sabers jumped at him MARTA: -- and missed. LING LING: They're *almost* Sabres, but not quite! >just as he stopped. NORIKO: Uh-hunh. They jumped at him, and he just gave himself up. Right. LING LING: Hey, Marta. MARTA: Hmm? LING LING : "Jump!" MARTA : Mmmm, I give up! Take me, baby! SHION: Oh, will you two knock it off? >He and the two Boomers are tied up and left of the AD police. ALL: NORIKO: Meanwhile, to the *right* of the AD Police... SHION: ... are probably a bunch of ambulances, knowing them. MARTA: So... when did the Knight Sabers get into bondage? >Days later news is swarmed with the news of NORIKO: Run that by me again? >Largo killing himself in prison. ALL: NORIKO: You have got to be kidding me! MARTA: Yeah, his warranty ran out! LING LING: He plugged himself in and jumped in the tub! >Now there is the chance of Largo coming back for a 3ed time. SHION: "-- in the most poorly foreshadowed sequel ever!" MARTA: Oh, I hope not. LING LING: Bets? NORIKO: "Threed"? >The End... or is it? SHION: Knowing Koopa? He's already written three sequels. MARTA: Each about a page and a half long. LING LING: There're going be more Largoes than there are Nightmares on Elm Street... MAGIC VOICE: So... thoughts? SHION: Typical Koopa. As usual he condenses everything down to the fewest possible sentences, resulting in a confusing mess. NORIKO: No spelling, no grammer, no capitilzation, no sentence structure and no plot. LING LING: Actually, there was a plot, and the initial premise wasn't that bad, the problem was that Koopa didn't bother to actually write anything to develop the story. MARTA: And, as sual, the action scenes were laughable, and the characters had no bearing on the characters from BGC. MAGIC VOICE: I'm glad you liked it. NORIKO : Haha. MARTA: So, what's next? MAGIC VOICE: I'm uncertain... either a BGC fanfic or a lemon story. SHION: Does the lemon have anal intercourse? MAGIC VOICE: No. SHION: We'll take it. MAGIC VOICE: Okay... it's a Darkstalkers fic. LING LING: Cool! Hsien-ko! MARTA: Who? LING LING: Hsien-ko, she's a Jiangshi! SHION: A what? NORIKO: A Chinese ghost. LING LING: Yeah, you'll like her Marta, trust me. MARTA: Why? LING LING: Because she's really busty, wears a really tight costume and doesn't have to breathe \ / \ / -- O -- FFIIIIISSHHHH / \ / \ MARTA : Really? "Largo 2" written by Koopa. No copyright infringement indended by this MSTing, which is for amusement purposes only. Shion Nys & Marta Nys (c) 1997 Michael Surbrook Noriko Kobayashi created by Jeff Mueller, used with permission. Ling Ling Li Copyright (c) 1987-97 by Yuzo Takada. This version was used without permission. MSTed by Michael Surbrook with help from Steve Kramer. susano@otd.com Visit Surbrook's Stuff! A Hero System/Champions source (especially for anime and manga material) at http://www.otd.com/~susano/index.html >Largo: Fine... Your right. We are in great danger. Fine I will d do it.