[SCENE: A dimly lit room. There is a large plush couch, a big screen TV and a VCR. Noriko is sitting on the couch peering into to a large box.] NORIKO: Now I've seen everything... Kazei 5 figures for Star Wars. {Pulls out a figure] Who is this supposed to be? MAGIC VOICE: That's Princess Ling Ling Organa. NORIKO: In the slave barge costume? MAGIC VOCIE: It's our most popular figure. NORIKO : You don't say... MAGIC VOICE: You're in there as well. NORIKO: I dread to find out . This is *not* me! MAGIC VOICE: Ahem... Grand Moff Noriko Tarkin. GRAND MOFF NORIKO: ... I grow tired of asking this. So it'll be the last time. Where is the Rebel base? MAGIC VOICE : Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. GRAND MOFF NORIKO : There. You see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready. MAGIC VOICE: What!? GRAND MOFF NORIKO: You're far too trusting... What? DARTH SHION: I was going to ask you the same question. What *are* you doing? NORIKO : Nothing that concerns you. DARTH SHION: Ummhmm... Well, you seem to fit the part very well, if I do say so myself. Pity your arrogance results in your untimely demise. NORIKO: At least I'm not cut in half by ignoring my enemy. DARTH SHION: ... I see... Princess Ling LIng Organa in tight white dress, in slave barge costume, in tight camouflage... there seems to be a pattern here. NORIKO : They also have a Marta Solo - in both the original costume and dress uniform, Dan Skywalker... DARTH SHION: Oh that will be a top seller . NORIKO: Rebecca Antilles... DARTH SHION: Does she pull out in time? NORIKO: Yes, and she is no good to Dan Skywalker back there... MAGIC VOICE: All right, enough of that. DARTH SHION : Obi-Wan Tsuneo, Karen the Stormtrooper, Alexander Darklighter (pity he dies in the first film), Celena the Wookie, Rick Veers and Samantha Calrissian? What the hell? MAGIC VOICE: Blame the marketers. NORIKO: This I do not understand. MARTA SOLO: Tada!!! NORIKO: Amazingly enough... that fits you. MARTA SOLO: Yeah, and your dull gray uniform perfectly matches your dull gray personality "Grand Moff Noriko Tarkin." V/O: Oh really? I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. NORIKO: O_O DARTH SHION: Pardon? MAGIC VOICE: Get in here. PRINCESS LING LING ORGANA : The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. GRAND MOFF NORIKO : Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it signing the order to terminate your life. DARTH SHION : Oh brother. MARTA SOLO: Execution? Over my dead body! DARTH SHION : That can be arranged. MARTA SOLO: Yeah, you can try! DARTH SHION: I find your lack of respect... disturbing. MAGIC VOICE: Ahem... NORIKO: Yes? MAGIC VOICE: You have mail? GRAND MOFF NORIKO: Commence primary ignition. PRINCESS LING LING ORGANA: But Basketball is a peaceful planet! MARTA: SOLO: Obscure, I like it. DARTH SHION: Oh, sit down. MAGIC VOICE: Andy writes >I've recently finished reading and interesting Ranma 1/2 Lemon series. >While I didn't write it, I was wondering if you would MST it either by >>yourself or with Jolt and Alysha Ashley. The title is Ranma 1/2 Ranko >>1/2 Marital Arts. MARTA: I think I've heard of that... LING LING: Is that good or bad? > It is at Sekura's lemon archive site. I hope you do, and if you decide to >could you please tell me. There is another series there that is good to, >but not as good. That series is the Shikima interface. Could you please >MST at least Ranma 1/2 Ranko 1/2 Marital arts. Oh, and could you >please >bring Ling Ling back. She was and still is one of my two favorite >characters. The other is Marta. They make a great pair, and it just isn't >the same without the two of them. LING LING: I'm back, alright? MARTA: I don't mind. SHION: And why are you back? NORIKO: Fan service. LING LING: No! Well... uhm... anyway, fan demand was such that I've been brought back... and right in the middle of my vacation too. >Thanx, >GreyOtaku >P.S. I spell Thanks with an X because I'm a Xanth fan, and it's become a >tradition with Xanthians. NORIKO: Right... MAGIC VOICE: Shawn Winston >Greetings.. >To start off, if there is a beginning to my rambling thoughs.. I >completly forgot that you post letters in your fanfics.. I had to grab >my sister out of bed and drag her to the computer to see that my name >was actually listed in something cool! (a rare event, i assure you) SHION: I see he's easy to make happy. >Anyway, to another point in mind.. I'd like to be the first person to >petition for Ling Ling to come back on. I mean, what's Marta going to >do when certain.. urges overtake her? MARTA: Don't ask. LING LING: I think I'm getting a headache. > Speaking of Marta, anyone who >can fit in a WWF wrestling reference that smoothly has to have some >>skills, so kudos to her. Well, not really much i can say.. another great >MST, keep up the great work and such.. hmm.. oh yeah.. I always liked >Noriko the best.. she's cool, calm, collected.. really smart and can >come up with some great jokes.. SHION: I wonder what he's been smoking? NORIKO: Oh, so I'm not allowed to have any fans? MARTA: Probably not. >Yeah, that caffine-propraganda about >keeping you awake really is just a bunch of lies.. again, great work! LING LING: I wonder if he knows Jamie? [The TV turns on] CHECK AND MATE MiSTed by Michael Surbrook with Grand Moff Noriko Tarkin, Princess Ling Ling Organa, Marta Solo and Darth Shion >Jusenkyo Productions Proudly Presents MARTA: Win Marta Nys's Body! LING LING: Pardon? >A Bubblegum Crisis Lemon MARTA: Yahooo! Priss and Linna! Priss and Sylia! SHION: Make up your mind. MARTA: Priss, Linna *and* Sylia! >Check and Mate. >Warning, this is a lemon and contains material that is sexually explicit, MARTA: Coooool! >if you are under age, or in a community that does not allow this type of >material DONíT READ IT BAKA! NORIKO: Quaint, four lines and we have already hit fanboy Japanese. >On the roof of the MegaTokyo Hilton, laser beams erupted. SHION I'd say about twenty guns. Some on the surface, some on the towers.. >The AD Police had blocked all access to the building and they were now NORIKO: - getting cut down in droves. >trying their best to keep the curious from getting too close. LING LING: Okay, I may be wrong, but don't most people usually run screaming when boomers attack? >On the roof, two BU-55cís had been cornered after they had gone berserk >earlier that evening. The ADP suspected that overwork had let to a >shutdown NORIKO: Overwork? Bu-55Cs are *combat* boomers, how do you overwork a *combat* boomer? SHION: Make it a UN peacekeeper in Bosnia. >in their safety systems; making the two boomers go on a rampage that >had left many dead and injured. LING LING: I think I've seen this before. MARTA: Many times before! >On the roof the Knight Sabers danced. MARTA : Shall we? LING LING: I'd be delighted, Ms. Nys. >"Priss, you and Linna take the one on the left, Nene and I will SHION: - stay here and let you take all the risks. >go after the other one," Sylia said calmly and coolly. It was as if she was >directing one of their training programs, not facing down the real things. NORIKO: Well, Sylia is practiaclly a boomer herself. MARTA: She is not! SHION: Want to bet? >"Right," Linna said. LING LING : No, the one on the left. >"OK Sylia," Priss responded, her voice a bit muffled. SHION : Don't even say it! Don't even think it! MARTA: What? >Sylia sighed, "Priss are you chewing bubblegum again?" MARTA: Mmmph! Mmmmph!! SHION : No. >"Well what was I supposed to do? LING LING: Swallow. NORIKO: Great, I see you're back in top form. >You didnít give me time to spit it out before this crisis started." SHION: Two Bu-55Cs are a crisis? >Nene giggled, "A bubblegum crisis!" ALL: NORIKO: And people wonder why I can't stand her. >The rest of the group groaned. "Nene!" they all complained together. SHION: I think I'd complain with the business end of a knuckle bomber myself. >From the safety of the Silky Doll wagon, Mackie watched MARTA - X-rated videos? LING LING: That's you, not... well... that could be him. >the group destroy two more of Genomís best sellers. He focused the >monitor on the pink Knight Saber MARTA: Oh... bad flashback... NORIKO: I hate to ask, but to what? MARTA: A story called "Agony in Pink". SHION: You can stop now. >as she helped his sister decapitate a boomer. SHION: Helped how? NORIKO: She probably distracted it by screaming and running in circles. >"Nene," he sighed. MARTA: Mai. LING LING: Jet Li. SHION: Dark Schneider. NORIKO: If I only had a fully loaded Graviton. >The Knight Sabers leapt from the rooftop to the wagon waiting for them >below. >"Man, that was a nice workout," Nene said hopefully. NORIKO: Yes, being inept must be sooo tiring. >Sylia smiled at her, "Sorry Nene, youíre still going to have to go through >training tonight." MARTA: You're going to learn how to suck my toes properly, dammit! MAGIC VOICE: Uhm... >"ButÖ," Nene said. LING LING: Not butts, toes! MAGIC VOICE: Uhm... >Sylia just shook her head. SHION: Good help is so hard to find. MAGIC VOICE: Tell me about it. >"Linna?" she asked her friend. MARTA : Yes, Nene, I'll eat you out afterwards. LING LING: I think you meant 'Take her out to eat'. MARTA: Oh, well, that too. >"Iíll be there to cheer you on," she promised. MARTA: Since she will probably be tied to the bed as well. SHION: This is going to go on all night, isn't it? NORIKO: This is your sister, what do you think? >"Priss?" Nene asked with anguish. MARTA: Oral sex with you? You gotta be kidding! Besides, Sylia asked first. NORIKO: This is going to be a *long* lemon, I can feel it. >"After that pun? Forget it, youíre on your own," the RetroThrash singer >told her. SHION: Since when is 'retrothrash' a job title? NORIKO: You should talk... 'Empress'. >Nene started to pout, but then brightened as an idea struck her. >She leaned over to whisper something into Syliaís ear. MARTA : No, I won't trade with you, Nene. SHION: You're going to drive that gag right into the ground, aren't you? MARTA : Yup! >Sylia smiled again at the younger girl. "Why, of course, Nene, MARTA: I - ... LING LING: I'l be glad to have my way with you once I get done with Priss! MARTA : Uhm.. wow Ling Ling, where *that* come from? NORIKO: I'll give you one guess. >that shouldn't be a problem," Sylia turned to her younger brother, SHION : Hmmm you're a little scrawny, I'm going to have to throw you back. >"Mackie, stop at the Ladyís 633 before we head over to Ravenís." SHION: I presume Sylia is going to get some special equipment for the 'training' session. NORIKO: Et tu, Brute? SHION: If you can't beat them, join them. >"OK, sis," Mackie said. >"Hey, Sylia, what gives?" Priss asked. NORIKO: Give generously to the Stingray Foundation. Remember, the boomer you destroy could be your own! SHION: Noriko, exactly what planet are you brodcasting from? >Sylia looked innocent, LING LING: Yeah, right. >"Nothing, we have to return our suits to storage after all." >Priss looked unconvinced. NORIKO: I'm unconvinced and I'm *reading* this mess. >"Well?" Priss asked Nene. >"Well what?" >"What are you and Sylia up to?" Priss asked suspiciously. MARTA: Sharing. >"Nothing Priss," Nene said, "Absolutely nothing." >After they had stored the hardsuits, Sylia sent the rest back outside. >A few minutes later, she and Nene came out. LING LING: That just says it all, doesn't it? NORIKO: This must be a herefore unknown side to the Knight Sabers. >Nene was carrying a box. SHION: Someone found the toys I see. >"So whatís in the box Nene?" Priss asked. MARTA : My leash. LING LING: Now there's an idea. NORIKO: You can stop now. >"Nothing." >Priss looked at Nene and started to open her mouth. MARTA: Getting started early I see. SHION: You're just in rare form, aren't you? >Sylia shook her head. ALL: >"It really is nothing Priss," Sylia said. >"Thereís a whole lot of nothing going around tonight," Priss grumbled NORIKO: Which pretty accurately sums up the plot. >as she got on her bike. >They left for Raven's garage with Nene riding with Sylia in her Benz and >Mackie driving the wagon. >Sylia had Nene start first in the tank, LING LING: Getting her warmed up for 'later' I presume. >and to the amazement of all concerned, she actually managed to last >longer than four seconds before getting ëkilledí by the target. NORIKO: Of course, the target was Rainbow Bright. >"Good job Nene, you soon will be able to past level six," Sylia said into >her microphone. SHION: All you need are another 2,000 experience points. >"Hey Little Miss Cyberpunk, been eating too much again?" Priss teased MARTA: Dunno Priss, are you fattening? >as Nene left the tank. >Uncharacteristically, Nene pushed past her, not responding to the jab. >She went into the changing rooms and shut the door. >Priss could hear the bolt being shot home. LING LING: BANG! >"Whatís with her?" she asked the general public. SHION: I'm guess it's that time of the month. NORIKO: No sorcery for her. >"She has another battle to fight tonight," Sylia said, smiling mysteriously. NORIKO: Whether or not to finish of the cheesecake in the lunchroom. >"Whatís that supposed to mean?" Linna asked. SHION : If you have to ask, you were not meant to know. MARTA : Unless you want to join in. >"Let me guess," Priss said, "Nothing right?" >"No, a great deal actually. Itís your turn Priss," Sylia said. MARTA : Yes, mistress. SHION: Wrong lemon, Marta. >Up above in the garage, Mackie spent the time tuning up one of the bikes >that were lying around. A tap on the shoulder caused him to turn. There >standing in front of him was Nene. MARTA: Naked. NORIKO: Unhhhgg... >A transformed Nene. LING LING: Some one has crossed Nene with Asuka? SHION: You dare question the great Nene's fighting ability? ALL: WA-TAK! >She wore a red dress that matched the color of her hair, where she had >gotten it, and how she had managed to change into it Mackie didnít >really know. Right now his thoughts were far, far away NORIKO: And a long time ago. MARTA: Sex, lust, desire: a Jedi craves not these things. >from such trivial things like that. He was more focused on other, more >interesting aspects of that dress. Like how low cut it was. MARTA: Low cut? On Nene? Nene doesn't have cleavage! That's like getting hot over Lina Inverse's breasts! LING LING: Lina Inverse has breasts? >Mackie was having trouble finding a safe place for his eyes. SHION: Try New Jersy. >That hidden valley kept on drawing his gaze. Lower was >even worse or better depending on oneís perspective, for the dress was >slit to the thigh. As Nene shifted a bit, one creamy white one LING LING: I hope that's referring to her legs. NORIKO: I don't even want to know. >was exposed for a second. Mackie made a somewhat desperate noise in >the back of his throat. MARTA: LING LING: I really worry about you. >Nene smiled at him, if it werenít for the bike behind him, Mackie would >have fallen over. >"Mackie, do you want to go out for a bit this evening?" SHION : Sure. Who with? >she asked. The little girl tone was long gone. The little girl that Mackie >had known was long gone, in her place stood a woman. Needless to say, >Mackieís brain had decided to take a nice long vacation. LING LING : I'm going to Disneyland! MARTA: Yeah, figures Mackie'd head south for the winter. >With what little thoughts he had left, Mackie considered his own greased >overalls that he was wearing and engaged mouth before engaging brain. NORIKO: How typical. >He laughed. ALL: Ha-ha-ha-ha-hahahah... SHION: Kill him, Nene! >Neneís face fell, MARTA: Splat! Eww... it's all over the floor. >tears welled up in her eyes, and anger hardened her features. >"You jerk! I hate you!" she screamed, LING LING: Oh, I see, someone *has* swapped Nene with Akane. >and to express her displeasure, she landed a right punch that Sylia would >>have loved to seen in battle, on his jaw. ALL: Togg! >She spun, crying, and flew back to the hidden training center. She met >Priss and Linna on the stairs. They only had time to register her and what >she was wearing LING LING: I hope it's not 'nothing'. >before she pushed past them. >"Was that Nene?" Linna asked a surprised Priss. SHION: No, that was either Akane or Lina Inverness, we aren't sure which. NORIKO: I say Asuka. >"I think so," Priss replied. >Mackie appeared at the top of the stairs, clutching his jaw and yelling >after Nene. ALL: Adriaaaaaaaan!!! >Priss and Linna added two and two together and came up with a whole >number. MARTA: 69. >Angrily they advanced on Mackie. >Priss picked him up by his shirtfront and pushed him against the wall. >"What. Did. You. Do. To. Nene?" she demanded through clenched teeth. NORIKO: Okay, since when has Priss been that overly concerned with Nene's feelings? SHION: Since a sentence ago. >Behind her Linna added, "If you hurt herÖ" she let the threat trail off. LING LING: Probably becuase she can't think of what to say. >"WellÖ" Mackie started to explain. SHION: I suggest you talk faster. >Below the two angry Knight Sabers and their fearful victim, Nene flung >her arms around Sylia, weeping. MARTA: Hmm... not my top choice for a lemon scene. >"Nene dear, whatís wrong?" Sylia asked, trying to comfort her. MARTA: On the other hand, I'm in to being comforted by Sylia. >"He, he doesnít like me," Nene sobbed, "He laughed at me." NORIKO: So? We laugh at you, Nene. SHION: Yes, and none of us like her either. NORIKO: A very good point. >Sylia held the weeping girl for a bit. "You still like him right?" she >asked. >Nene nodded. NORIKO: That settles it, Nene has no taste. SHION: Actually, I think they are perfect for each other. >Sylia smiled a bit, "Think of this as a chess game then. The object is to LING LING: Beat Deep Blue? >put the piece that you want in checkmate. You just had a bad opening >move thatís all. The game's not over yet." MARTA: Aha! The game is afoot, Watson! >Nene sniffed a few times. LING LING: She really has to stop it with the cocaine. >She looked at Sylia hopefully, "Will you help >me?" she asked, "I never was really any good at chess." NORIKO: Sylia being good at chess I can believe, Nene *not* being good at chess I don't. >Sylia hugged the younger girl tight, "Of course I will, Iíve always been a >good player, and I never refuse a challenge." LING LING: And seducing Mackie is a challenge? >Above them, Mackieís talk wasnít going as good. MARTA: Don't you just hate those Senate Investigation Committees? >"You laughed at her?" Linna asked. Her tone and expression clearly >stated that Mackie had made an extremely stupid move. SHION: Mackie must have learned that trick from Dan. >Mackie nodded miserably. MARTA: I am filled with shame. >"Man, youíre lucky she didnít decide to knee you in a lower area," Priss >noted. LING LING: I have no desire to hear any more about Mackie's area, that you very much. >Mackie winced at the thought. SHION: Obviously, neither does Mackie. >He looked pleadingly at Priss and Linna, "Could you two please help >me?" he begged. NORIKO: Oh, I can see where this is heading. MARTA: Impossible, I couldn't be that lucky. >"I donít know," Linna said doubtfully, "After the way you laughed at her, >Iím not sure sheíll want anything to do with you." SHION: Like anyone would want to have anything to do with Mackie? >"Please! I like her, I really do like her," he said. >Linna looked at Priss, who shrugged. MARTA : I ain't boffin' him, I'm waitng for Sylia. >"All right," she said, "Weíll help you. First of all, get rid of the idea >that you like her. A girl doesnít want to be liked Mackie, she wants to be >loved." SHION: I suggest you take notes, Noriko. NORIKO: I'm ignoring you. >"OK," Mackie said. >"Second, youíve got to tell her this," Priss said, MARTA: You won't come in her mouth. >"Thereís nothing worse then when MARTA: - they come in SHION : Once is enough thank you. >you love someone else and they wonít tell you the way they feel." >"Like you and Leon?" Linna asked slyly. LING LING: Score one for Linna. SHION: Leon and Priss are made for each other. >"You keep him out of this!" Priss yelled at Linna, her face getting a bit >hot. NORIKO: Someone has struck a nerve I see. >At the AD Police HQ, Leon sneezed. ALL: Ewwww... >Sylia had finished wrapping up her plan to Nene. "You got all that >Nene?" she asked. MARTA: Isn't that Mackie's question? >Nene nodded, then she laughed a wicked little laugh, ALL: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOooo!!! NORIKO: Ouch... > "Poor Mackie, heíll never know what hit him." >"Oh I donít think heíll be upset at all," Sylia said. "Why donít you take >my car LING LING: And open the door at J Street. I'll fake it to you. > and go wait in the guest room at the Ladyís 633. Iíll rescue Mackie >from Priss and Linna and head over there myself." MARTA: And we'll make it a threesome! >"What do you mean rescue?" Nene wanted to know. >Sylia pointed to the monitor where Priss and Linna were still drilling >Mackie ALL: O_O MARTA: This *IS* like Bubblegum Pink! SHION: Wonderful... >on how to woo a girl. It had advanced to the subjects of what gift >to get her as an apology. LING LING: Hagen Das? >"Just remember Mackie, diamonds are a girl's best friend," Linna was >saying. SHION: I can certainly agree with that. >Priss shook her head, "Nope, if you really want to impress her, get her a >bike, sheíll love ya for it." NORIKO: Great, getting romantic advice from Priss... that's like asking Kiddy for romantic advice... or Kasumi how to manage your financial affairs. >"A bike? What kind of romantic gift is that Priss?" Linna asked. LING LING: Well... they don't call them 'crotch rockets' for nothing, Linna. >"The best kind, itís hot, fast, and sexy. It says that every time you have >it purring between your legs, I want you to remember me!" Priss said. MARTA: Ling Ling, can I have a bike? SHION: Ask for diamonds. MARTA: Bike! SHION: Diamonds! LING LING: Well, if you want the feel of something purring between your legs, how about I get you a diamond-studded vibrator? EVERYONE ELSE: MAGIC VOICE: I'll be leaving now. >Mackie blushed beet red. NORIKO: Join the club. >Giggling, Nene turned to pick up her coat, "Thank you Sylia, this really >means a lot to me," she said. MARTA: I'm glad my first time was with you! >"Just remember to have fun dear," Sylia said. SHION: And if you don't have fun... lie. >As Nene turned to leave, she paused for a second, "Oh, Sylia?" MARTA: Oh, Nene! LING LING: Oh, Sylia! MARTA: Oh, Nene! SHION: Oh, shut up! NORIKO: Oh, please. >"Yes, Nene?" Sylia asked while shutting off the equipment. MARTA : Should I spit or swallow? LING LING: That depends. Are you on a low-sodium diet? >"Do you think I should hold out for the diamond or the motorcycle?" >she asked. MARTA: Motorcycle. SHION: Diamonds. MARTA: Motorcycle! SHION: Diamonds! MAGIC VOICE: Am I going to have to seperate you two? >"Donít push your luck Nene," Sylia said. MARTA: Can you push your Luck? NORIKO: Only if it costs END. >Nene went up the stairs, pausing just a bit when she got to Priss, Linna, >and Mackie. Mackie pulled free of Prissís grip and stood in front of her. LING LING : Uh... this isn't what it looks like. SHION: I hope not... >"Nene, IÖ, I just wanted to say Iím sorry. I didnít mean to laugh at you." NORIKO: I meant to cry instead. SHION: If you start in on Moresy, I'm going to hurt you. >Nene pushed past him, not bothering to look at him at all. >"Sheís really pissed," Priss noted. SHION: And Priss is an expert on being pissed. >Mackie hung his head, "Iím doomed," he said. MARTA: So he's a new WAD? NORIKO: You can stop now. SHION & LING LING: >Sylia put her hand on his shoulder, "Maybe not just yet," she said. She >handed a note to Linna, then the pushed Mackie towards the wagon. LING LING: Leonardo Decaprio is Mackie Stringray in "Driving Miss Sylia"! >"Letís go home." >Linna unfolded the note and then she and Priss read it together. MARTA: Linna; you and Priss get the oil, the toys and wait naked in my bedroom. Be back soon. Love, Sylia. >ëWait ten minutes, then close the garage. Come in the back way quietly SHION: Great, *more* anal sex. NORIKO: Enough! >and meet me in the control room. Bring your own popcorn.í LING LING: I'll bring the baby oil and toys. SHION: Some how, I don't think popcorn would work well as a lubricant. >"I know sheís lightened up since sheís gotten back from Germany with >Mackie, but what do you suppose this means?" Linna asked Priss. NORIKO: It means that Sylia is kinkier than anyone thought. >"Damned if I know," Priss replied. >Priss and Linna arrived at the Ladyís 633 building and went into the >control room. There they found another note. This one read, ëIíll be >there in a few minutes.í SHION: Don't start without me. >Before five minutes were up, Sylia came into the room bearing a large >bowl of popcorn and a couple of drinks. LING LING: Which she has secretly laced with Spanish Fly. >"Hey what gives?" Priss asked her. MARTA: Nene's virginity. >Sylia smiled, "How would you two like to get back at Mackie for all the >times he peeked at us while changing, AND at the same time make sure >Neneís happy?" MARTA: Exactly who here wants to peek on Mackie while he's changing? EVERYONE ELSE: MARTA: Thought so. >"OK, how many boomers do we have to kill?" Priss said. NORIKO : All of them. >"None, you two game?" MARTA: And if they aren't I am. >"Iíd go for just the chance to get Mackie back," Linna said, "I still >havenít found all the pictures he took the last time." LING LING : You mean these? >Gesturing for Priss and Linna to be quiet, Sylia hit the intercom, ALL: Ow! >"Mackie?" she called into it. >"Yeah sis?" Mackieís voice came from a speaker on her desk. >"I left a disk in the guest bedroom, SHION: Which does not contain erotic jpegs of the Knightsabers... really. >could you go get it for me?" she asked. >"Sure," then the intercom closed. NORIKO: Anyone care to speculate on what Sylia's explanation for leaving a disk in the *guest* bedroom would be? >Sylia hit another button, "Heís on his way Nene, good luck." Then she >closed the channel. LING LING: Meaning you're only going to see this on pay-per-view. >"Wait a minute, Neneís in the guest bedroom?" Priss asked. MARTA : And we aren't Whoooho! Orgy time! >Sylia nodded. >"This was planned between you two wasnít it?" Linna stated. LING LING: Don't lie Sylia, this is all a plot ot get you along with Priss and Linna, isn't it? SHION: Great, Bubblegum Raging Pink part two. >Sylia nodded again. NORIKO: She keeps that up and her head is going to fall off. >"Mackieís not going to come out of there in one piece is he?" MARTA: What? Nene is secretly Lorena Bobbit? ALL: Ewww... >Priss asked grinning. >"I believe he will lose something tonight," Sylia confirmed. NORIKO: Probably his mind. LING LING: Oh no, that's been lost for quite some time. "So why did you want us here then?" Linna asked. SHION: To watch on the security monitor and make rude comments. I got the idea from an old TV show. >For an answer, Sylia turned on one of the monitors. The caption read NORIKO: Experiment one. >ëguest bedroom, status: lights off, one occupant. Feed: live.í LING LING: Interest: dead. >"Oh so thatís why you told us to bring popcorn," Priss said. MARTA: It was either that or Astroglide. >"Hell hath no furry like a Knight Saber scorned," Linna laughed. MARTA: There's an image for you, furry Knight Sabers. NORIKO: I am willing to bet it has been done. >On the screen the lights came on. >Mackieís mind still hadnít quite gotten back from its vacation. He was SHION: Still stuck in customs. >still trying to thinking of a way to make up LING LING: I think that should be 'make out'. >with Nene when he went into the guest bedroom to find whatever it was >that his sister wanted. MARTA: She ... SHION: No. MARTA: But! SHION: NO! MARTA: Meenie. >He flipped on the lights and shut the door behind him. So engrossed in >his thoughts about Nene was he that he didnít notice Nene laying on the >>bed in front of him. NORIKO: This I don't need to see. >"Hello Mackie," Nene said in a voice that one could only call seductive. MARTA : Yeah right. That voice wouldn't seduce blind, nymphomaniac, teenaged virgin. SHION: Face it, Nene is not seductive. Myself on the other hand... NORIKO: Yes, yes, we all know how many men out there hold of your picture with one hand. >The visual stimuli were finally starting to make itself known in his >brain. MARTA: Nene: Naked! ALL: AHHHHHH!!! >Mackie blinked a few times, then looked again, not trusting what his eyes >where seeing. His thoughts were running on the lines of, ëOK, letís try >this again. Nene is on the bed; Nene is on the bed wearing one of the >more interesting outfits from the Silky Dollís collection. LING LING: The one with all the chains. >I seem to remember wanting to see Nene in this, wondering what she >would look like when it first came in. She looks damn good.í He said the >>ëdamn goodí out loud without realizing it. ALL: DAMN GOOD! >"Whatís damn good Mackie?" Nene asked in the same tone. MARTA: Priss. >Mackieís mouth opened a few times. Neneís outfit wasnít leaving much >to >the imagination, NORIKO: This is Nene, remember? She doesn't have that much to leave. MARTA: But Mackie sure has a serious imagination. >and what it did leave there was a suggestion that it wouldnít >remain that way for long. This was having a major effect on Mackieís >thought processes. SHION: All the blood was rushing to his head. >Neneís seductive whispering wasnít helping at all. >Mackie finally got his mouth in gear, LING LING: Popped the cluch and told Nene to eat his dust! MARTA: I'm betting Mackie will be doing the eating around here. >"You, you uh, look really good Nene," he said in sort of a squeak. >Nene smiled at him, it turned his knees to rubber, NORIKO And his brain to tapioca... >"Why Mackie, what a nice thing to say." She turned over slowly giving >Mackie amble NORIKO: Amble? SHION: He's walking around her... slowly... I don't know! >viewing time of her body. Then she turned around and started to crawl >over to him. There was nothing submissive in that crawl. It was more as >if a tigress was on the hunt. MARTA: Here pussy, pussy, pussy! LING LING: Marta! MARTA: What? LING LING: That's Nene! MARTA: Oh, right. Uhm... scat! Shoo! Git! >"Why donít you come over here Mackie?" she asked. SHION: Hell, at this rate he's gonna come right where he is. >Mackie gulped a few times, his mouth had suddenly gone dry. >"I, uh, I," he said. NORIKO: Mackie's dialogue by Sylvester Stallone. >Nene reached the end of the bed. She slowly climbed off and walked >towards Mackie, swaying her hips as she walked. Mackie was having >trouble breathing. SHION: I'm having trouble reading this. >When she reached him, she wrapped her arms around him and started >to rub up against him. To her delight, she felt that all this was having a >definite effect on Mackie. There was a bulge in his pants that was stiff and >hard. NORIKO: I'm betting that's a spare lug wrench. >Mackie for his part was well aware of the effect it was having on him. He >also felt that Nene too was aroused. He could feel her erect nipples >through the lace that she wore and the shirt that he was wearing. LING LING: Yeah, right. MARTA: Well... it would be true if that was you. SHION: Or me. NORIKO: And your point is? SHION : She's just jealous. >When her nipples brushed against his chest Nene let out a small moan >of pleasure. "Why donít you join me Mackie?" she asked again, MARTA : Why? You falling apart? LING LING: That is *so* old, Marta! >still rubbing against him. >"I, uh, I," Mackie repeated. NORIKO: Why is it that the women always know exactly what to do while the men are totally clueless? LING LING: What? You mean you don't? NORIKO: ... >Nene smiled again, those ëchessí moves that Sylia had given her were >having a wonderful effect. ALL: Chess moves? SHION: Castleing? MARTA: Bishop takes pawn? NORIKO: En Passant? LING LING: Check and mate? MARTA: Well, Mackie has checked, so I presume mating will start soon. >Of course she was suppose to stop here, at least thatís what she told Sylia. SHION: Tease. >But when another jolt of pleasure ran through her body NORIKO: Damn wool carpets. >when she brushed up against Mackie again, Nene decided that this was >not the time to stop. >Nene led the unresisting Mackie to the bed and pushed him on to it. >Then she straddled his waist, effectively immobilizing him; >not that Mackie was in any hurry to leave. NORIKO: I am. SHION: I agree. >Nene leaned down until she was lying on top of him. She slid her hands >under his shirt, rubbing her hands over his chest. She whispered in his >ear, "I love you Mackie." MARTA: I don't. LING LING : I love you Marta. MARTA: Oh... I love you lover. LING LING: I love you lover! SHION: Can it, Pam and Tommy. >That it seems was the key to unlock Mackie. He reached around her with >his arms and held her to him. The sudden move took Nene by surprise, >and she didnít realize what Mackie was doing until he kissed her. Her >>first reaction was to SHION: Vomit. NORIKO: Scream. LING LING: Faint. MARTA: All three? >pull back slightly, and then she gave into his kiss. She opened her mouth >to his probing tongue. They stayed that for a few minutes, >their tongues exploring each otherís mouths, MARTA: Getting lost in the caves and forcing the Park Police to go in after them. >their hands exploring each otherís bodies. NORIKO: Nene is now discovering a new meaning for 'graphical user interface'. SHION : Wow, I didn't know you had it in you. >Then Mackie broke the kiss. >He started to move his mouth to other parts of her face, her neck and >shoulders, then finally started to nibble on her earlobe. LING LING : Needs soy sauce. >"I love you too Nene," he whispered to her, "I always have." MARTA: I love you lover! SHION : Oh, shut up. >Nene blushed a rosy red. MARTA: Wow she blushes better than Samantha. SHION: Or Alex. >Mackie pushed her up a bit so that he could look into her deep green >eyes. LING LING: She has green eyes, Jack. Do you know how rare that is? NORIKO: I have green eyes... SHION: Don't worry, Lo Pan will never come after you. >He could feel the demands that his body was making on him; MARTA: More money! More Money! SHION: Shorter working hours! LING LING: Better health care! NORIKO: A vacation. >a call that was much older than the both of them was urging him to >mate. He could feel from Neneís trembling that she was feeling the same >urge. NORIKO: It's either that, or she has to go to the bathroom. >"Nene, are you sure? LING LING: If I invest now will I really get 15 percent back on my return? >I mean thisÖ," he trailed off. >"You donít want me?" Nene asked, MARTA: Face it Nene, no one wants you, you're like Noriko. NORIKO: Hey! >her voice close to tears. >Mackie mentally hit himself upside the head, "Oh God no Nene! I want >you; you donít know how much I want you. SHION: Mackie doesn't know how much he wants you. NORIKO: But does Mackie know that we know that he doesn't know it? >But I donít want to push you into something you donít want." MARTA: But he does want to push something into you that you may not want. >Nene smiled again and leaned close to his ear, "Then shut up and letís go >baka," she whispered. NORIKO: Great, and they were doing so well with avoid the fanboy dialogue. >Then she fastened her mouth on his again. LING LING: Using super glue. Nene should have know better than to borrow that special lipstick from Priss. >She disengaged after a few minutes and quickly got rid of Mackieís shirt. >She again ran her hands over his chest, noting that his breath shortened >and the bulge in his pants had gotten larger. This was too much for her >curiosity and she unbuttoned and pulled his pants off of him as well. SHION: A cucumber? The hell? >Thatís when Mackie struck, he rolled, forcing Nene on to her back with >him over her. His brown eyes full of mischief, he started to kiss her neck >again while reaching over with the palm of one hand to rub one of >Neneís nipples. MARTA : You busy later? >Nene let out a gasp of pleasure when his palm touched her breast. This >felt nothing like when she did this to herself. NORIKO: I'd have figured on her getting her computer to do it myself. >She moaned again as Mackie broke off from kissing her neck and moved >to her breast. The feeling of his breath through the cloth was driving her >to more arousal than she had ever felt before. LING LING: It even beat out the time she hacked into Microsoft! >Already her panties where wet. ALL : But of course... >Wishing more, Nene reached up and pulled the straps of her outfit off. SHION: Well, she won't be able to get a refund on *that* dress. >She slid it down, then with a slight movement of her foot, sent it to join >Mackieís clothing. MARTA: Where it will probably have a bette time than she will. >She lay nude before him, legs slightly spread. >Mackie sat back a bit to appreciate Neneís body. While her breast were >smaller than say Prissís, NORIKO: That's not hard, all things considered. MARTA: Yeah, but Sylia wins that contest hands down.... >they were still full and fit her body size wonderfully. Already her nipples >stood erect and red. Her recent aggressiveness in NORIKO: Running away. >fighting had trimmed her body down. Of course he really didnít think NORIKO: So, what else is new? >that, to him, she was the most beautiful sight that he had ever seen. SHION: Obviously he has never met me. EVERYONE ELSE: >He bent down again, this time taking her nipple in his mouth, >caressing it with his tongue and nipping slightly. MARTA & SHION: >Neneís moans told him that she was enjoying his efforts. Then he felt >her hands on his head, urging him to go lower. MARTA: Go south young man! NORIKO: I thought that was 'go west'? MARTA: Whatever. >Mackie worked his way down Neneís body, paying attention to the feast >before him. When her got to her pubic hair, he jumped LING LING: Ahhh! It's all hairy! SHION: Well she should do what I... NORIKO : What? SHION: >and started to kiss the inside of her thighs, working ever closer to her >entrance. MARTA: Service entrance to the rear! >Nene moaned again, this time in anticipation. ALL : An-ti-cipaaaa-tion! >After what seemed to be an eternity to her, her slid one of his fingers >just >inside the outer lips of her vagina. NORIKO: Her slid what to whom? >He moved it up and down slowly until a sudden gasp from Nene told >him that he had hit her clitoris. LING LING: That and the sudden spray of motor oil. SHION: What? >Mackie played with that for a few minutes, MARTA: But he still couldn't get past the first boss screen. >sending waves to pleasure to Nene each time he touched her clit. Then >he >slid one of his fingers inside her, moving it slowly back and forth >until >it reached her barrier. He stopped in surprise. MARTA : I found my car keys! >"Youíre a virgin?" he asked. ALL: NORIKO: So, does anyone here really think her answer is *not* going to be 'yes'? >Nene looked a bit hurt, "Yes, I wanted my first time to be with some one >I loved, SHION: But you'll do in a pinch. >and I never met someone like that until now," she looked at him >directly, "Are you?" LING LING : Uhmm... do sheep count? >Mackie went red, "Well, um, yes," he whispered. "Sis wouldnít let me >have a SHION: - blow-up doll. >girlfriend when I got older, too much chance that I would 'spill >something she said." He looked at her, "Donít you dare tell Priss >or Linna." MARTA : They still think that was me. >Nene smiled, "After tonight, you wonít have to worry will you?" SHION: The tests came back negative anyway. >Mackie looked thoughtful for a second, "You know, youíre right." >Nene wrapped her arms around him again, "Then in that caseÖ" she left >it >hanging and slid one hand down in a caress and stroked the waistband >of >the boxers. He got the hint. NORIKO: Took him long enough. >Mackie laughed slightly and slid his boxers off. Nene spread her legs >apart for him LING LING: - and anyone else. >and Mackie positioned himself between them. She could feel the head of >his penis pushing against her entrance. MARTA: Demanding to be let in. >She reached down and spread her lips open and guided him into her. He >pushed in slowly until once again he reached her barrier. She was quite >wet and griped him wonderfully tight. ALL : We know, we know. >Mackie stopped to enjoy the sensation of being inside someone else, and >the feeling of ecstasy of that someone being the one he loved. He looked >>into her eyes again. >"Are you ready?" he asked. MARTA: I was born ready. >She nodded and braced herself. Priss had told her all about her first time LING LING: - with Sylia. >when she was drunk one night. SHION: Nene or Priss? NORIKO: Anyone else find a problem with Priss talking to Nene about sex? >She remembered the singer telling her of the sharp pain, followed by >heavenly pleasure. >With one swift thrust, Mackie broke through. MARTA: He's to the 30, the 20, the 10! ALL: He - could - go - all - the - way! >Nene gasped in pain, but then the sensation of Mackie filling her fully >inserted itself, the pain was but a memory as Mackie started to thrust. LING LING: Known Mackie, he's thinking along the lines of bike racing or something. >She quickly matched his rhythm, and they moved together. SHION: To Los Angeles, where Mackie started a bike repair shop and Nene waged war on Silicon Valley. NORIKO: Don't forget raising the required 1.3 children. >She could feel him slide in and out of her, and the feeling of a build up >was growing. She was almost there MARTA: I'm there! I'm there! LING LING: What's it like? MARTA: I don't know, I'm not there anymore. >when she felt him stiffen and thrust deep inside her. His penis jerked >and shot his seed deep into her. The feeling was enough to send her over >the edge and she came as well, crying her loverís name. SHION: Apple? MARTA: Silicon Graphics? LING LING: IBM? NORIKO: NEC? >In the control room Linna and Priss stared at the monitor. MARTA : How come *we* don't get any! >The idea that Nene of all people could be that aggressive NORIKO: - is a logical impossibility. >was a foreign one. As the two lovers disengaged themselves and held >each other closely; Sylia leaned back in her chair smiling. LING LING: Knowing that hopeless fanboys would pay a bundle for the tape. >She had a feeling that Nene would be taking the name Stingray soon. SHION: Yes, but once she takes it, what's she going to do with it? >"Check and mate," she said. MARTA: And we have title! SHION: Well... that was... NORIKO: Not bad actually. LING LING: Yeah, it was even close to the real characters. MAGIC VOICE: Reviews, please. NORIKO: Well, it was resonably well written, followed the BGC setting and was pretty much in character. My only dislike was choice of subjct matter. MARTA: What, you don't like anything to do with sex? LING LING: I think she means Mackie and Nene. NORIKO: Exactly. MARTA: Well, I don't care for either Mackie or Nene either, so I'll go with Noriko on this one. I think is was pretty well done myself, it's just that I'd rather seen.. oh... Priss and Sylia since we know those two were lovers in the series anyway. SHION: They were not! MARTA: Were to! NORIKO: They were not and you know it! LING LING : It was an okay lemon. Nothing to offesive or stupid... but it was rather dull. SHION: Yes, it fit the series, but was boring. MAGIC VOICE: Boring? SHION: Boring. MAGIC VOICE: Well, yes... maybe you won't find this boring then. >Yarun:Just think...we might just get Shion... >Kumiko:Shion, eh? Funny, most guys pick Marta to obsess on. >Yarun:Strange indeed...to focus on a woman who can't appreciate >them...You can have Marta. >Kumiko:IF...YOU'RE...IMPLYING... >Yarun:Tessiri then. Much better. She can have Marta, I'm keeping >Shion. >Kumiko:Myself, I'm hoping for Tamahome. >[The call light comes on, and Yarunseto sets his ever-present bottle down >on the button. Tessiri appears onscreen.] >Tessiri: Everything is ready. NOW, Mr. Tengu! >[There is a noise somewhat like the Original Star Trek transporter effect, >and a bright blue-green light fills the room around Tessiri.] >Yarun:ShionShionShionShionShionShion... >Kumiko:Tamahome...Tamahome...Tamahome... >Nori-6:Her choice is made. You can have no effect. SHION: ... NORIKO: Too bad you didn't go. MARTA: Yeah, I had fun up on the SoM. LING LING: I'll bet. SHION: That's enough, I'm going home. MAGIC VOICE: Just a moment. Next we will feature more of "ShinAkuma vs Vegita". NORIKO: And? MAGIC VOICE: And I have some Silent Mobius stories lined up, including a lemon. NORIKO: Another Silent Mobius lemon? LING LING: With who? MAGIC VOICE: Yuki... ALL: ACK!!! \ / \ / -- O -- FFIIIIISSHHHH / \/ \ NORIKO: I hate my life. "Check and Mate" written by Jusenkyo Productions. No copyright infringement indended by this MSTing, which is for amusement purposes only. 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